#I'm going to slam dunk the Diluc plushie like a winning hoop in basketball for doing this to me

[kaeyacollection]

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 HAPPY BIRTHDAY K-

Diluc, no, not today 😭 how could you haunt me with your food crimes today of all days

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 welp

Welcome to today's special game of "Should he be here"

No 😤

Outside food isn't allowed boss or not 😤😤😤

Now for the most important question:

Please for the love of everything good in this world vote no 😭 don't make me live with the idea that Diluc has upped his food crimes from eating a stack with no knife -> to no fork -> to now no one gets utensils

Pros (which i loathe to mark as green): It's Kaeya's birthday and it's in the center of the table

CONS (of which there are many!): THEY ARE WEARING GLOVES!!! DILUC WORST OF ALL WEARS FULL GLOVES!! There are no plates! There are NO utensils!

It's not even in reach for the traveler/paimon!

This is just a decorative pile of meat they get to look at while drinking <- only correct option

I'm going to kill this man

Happy birthday Kaeya, idk how you deal with this monster 😔